Ok bad picture but I was like HUH..... we were at Toby's juke joint couple of days ago and this guy's dance partner was ... a dog... OMG, can you be more pathetic, LOL...but was fun to see;-)Hope he finds a woman/guy soon to dance with...crossing fingers here;-)
haha, okay, I've had some bad dates but this guy beats me hands down lool
ReplyDelete(she's a woman trapped inside the body of a dog, maybe??) XD
*dog says*
ReplyDelete"ever since I was a puppy I knew I was different from other dogs. I didn't want to chase sticks, I was never interested in chasing cats. I just couldn't tell the other dogs I was secretly interested in clothes, and shoes.. wearing them not chewing them.. I would steal clothing catalogues laid down on the floor for the other doggies to do their business on hidden in the darkest corner of my doggie bed. It was only later when I met my amazing man that I was able to come out of the doggie closet and admit that I had always longed to be a human. To him, I AM a human... when he walks me in the park he always picks me a beautiful bunch of flowers, buys me candy, the human kind not choccie drops, and soon I will begin my species reassignment surgery. It will be a long road but I know that soon I will be dancing on two feet and can be the human I always knew I was born to be!!"
I heard this dog will be on Oprah soon and it's book will be published by Christmas XD
Great story Spanki.. and I hope it's true for the guy's sake ;-)
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